- My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?
- Me: What's it called?
- My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.
- Me:
- My child:
- Me:
- My child:
- Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo. I'm going to tell you a story.
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my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
…so fucking true
(Source: aeun, via ashleythinks)
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